"Because it couldn’t hurt me."
Motherfucking Richard is just like us…
You’re going to marry me whether you like it or not o.o
Rammstein # Till Lindemann
alternatively, heres a bunch of peacock spiders dancing to ymca
KISS and Def Leppard answer Mötley Crüe’s ice bucket challenge.
Def Leppard nominated Prince, U2, and David Coverdale (of Whitesnake), while KISS nominated Rod Stewart, Deepak Chopra, and Elton John.
Based on a true story
Uterus, you need therapy.
This only happened yesterday and it’s already got over 50K notes…
Finally humans with humanity
A little information for ya’ll, this man fell in between the carriage and platform and was freed less than ten minutes later.
When he fell employees of Transperth (Australia) were meters away and were able to signal the driver so he would not just take off and rip the guys leg off.
The staff motioned everyone on the platform to push the carriage in a tear worthy moment of people power
The guy who fell wasn’t hurt and got on the next fucking train so he could go to work.
And if that isn’t the tightest shit you ever heard get the fuck out of my face.
I love this and I am even happier because I found one girl person contributing to this tear jerker moment.
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.
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